As Game of Throne’s ravishing teenage heiress Sansa Stark, Sophie Turner has seen her father decapitated, endured domestic violence at the hands of a twisted prince and sat through some interminable banquets. Fortunately, she thinks it’s all bloody good fun. — Sophie Turner for Tatler UK April 2014
Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.
Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.
Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.
Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.
Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.
Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.
so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”
and then I read clint’s
and now I am crying.
[clutches heart] i need one for loki
The idea of James as Prongs accidentally coming across and having to interact with actual legit deer is so fucking funny to me I just
Imagine him prancing into a clearing and there’s this whole herd of deer and he pauses awkwardly before going over and being like sup and they all look at him like wtf is that thing it’s not one of us
And then he somehow gets into one of those antler fights and then padfoot and the others show up and they just stare at him like what the fuck prongs what are you even doing
and a bewildered james is just baffled and says he doesnt know how these things happen to him bc much like Harry he just seems to end up in these ridiculous situations although he does go looking for it more than harry does
Modern Merthur AU
After telling Merlin that they have to hide their secret relationship and pretend to see other people, a jealous Arthur is beginning to regret it.
(a.k.a. I had to use those amazing Quirke scenes)
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
oh you can see exactly how this became a thing
the rawness up close ➝ rami kadi s/s 2013
IM SORRY BUT PEOPLE CONSTANTLY GET THIS WRONG SO HERE YOU GO
thank you oh my god
It was an awkward ride home after unmasking the mastermind